- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

get in the car.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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