Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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God. God.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Anyone??????????/

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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