- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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