What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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William wright is Gay

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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