- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

whats worse than gill? nothing

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.