KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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for keeps?

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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