- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Cameron is a r e t a r d

aodhan hearty

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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