Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

racism...deal with it!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

L's I's that took Viagra.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

you are a åsshole :)

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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