Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Jake. Walsh.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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