What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Oh s***

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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