Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Womens rights

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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69

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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