What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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