- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

whats 69+2? 71

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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