What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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honest politician

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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