- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

womens rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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