Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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