R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A man killed himself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

angelosnyder is not gay

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why does life suck? Because it does

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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