- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

How did th-A fridge.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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