Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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