- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

A ginger was with his friends

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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