What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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