- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

what's black and can't swim?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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