Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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