- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man walked into a wall

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

women's rights

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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