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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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