What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Grace Ackerson

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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God

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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