- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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