I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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The Game.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man... walks.

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Elizabeth Warren

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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