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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Nickelback.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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