- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

which one is easiest

Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?