- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Muslim athletes.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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