Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Anti Joke

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