why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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