XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Set up Punch line.

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