What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Apple juice.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

The NBA and womens sports

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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