- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

God. God.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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