How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Anti Joke

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