This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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trumpy trumpy trump

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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