- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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