A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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