MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Catholicism.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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