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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

baby seal walks into a club

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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