- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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