what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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