- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

NEVER

God wrote this joke.................................

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

woman..parallel parking

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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