- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Women's Rights

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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