While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Mullets

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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