Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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I'm sn otter

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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long in the tooth!

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Scott Gomez

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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