Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Caroline Kelly.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

woman's rights

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Woman's Rights

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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