- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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