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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

captcha: all yer base

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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