Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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The Game.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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