What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Laugh

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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cancer

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What comes after 69? 70

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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