What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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I'm Jewish

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Anti Joke

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