Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Top Gear USA

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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