What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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