Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Rebecca Black.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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