What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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White men's rights

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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I was once a hamster.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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