- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Asians.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

If i open this door you can go trough it

5 people are walking

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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