What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Anti Joke

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