- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man? Black

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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