What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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