- Anti Joke

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

British Dentistry

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

hey John will you make some copies

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

The Holocaust

I'm sn otter

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.