why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

womens rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

everybody loves raymond

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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