- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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