What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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