- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Women's rights

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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