Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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