- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

"Knock knock." "No."

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the woman?

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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