Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Luke Hardie is G@Y

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Replacement Referees

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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