- Anti Joke

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.