Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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