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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Church.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What stops a train? A missile

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

7+5=12

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A man killed himself.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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