If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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FUCK THE JEWS

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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