- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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