- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

That's what SHE said!

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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