- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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