- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

30cm = 0,3meters

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

what did the old lady die of old age...

Getting up for a black person on a buss

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Black...

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Three black men were walking...

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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