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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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