So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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