- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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