- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Hitler

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

suck my balls mr.garison

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Take this and put it- No.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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